Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Randomize