your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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