At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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