If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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