I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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