just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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