question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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