This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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