what if I'm pregnant?
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It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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