honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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