id be glad to
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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