i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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