need another drink. this is the easiest way
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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