just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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