left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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