You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You ruined the universe
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Randomize
