as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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