what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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