Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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