There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
