Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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