we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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