they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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