look no pants
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just google imaged poop.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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