yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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