woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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