they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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