He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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