My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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