and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Swine flu. Run for my life!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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