If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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