Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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