The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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