Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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