so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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