he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Randomize
