Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
