can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize