oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
this must be what syphilis tastes like
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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