Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Is it because I queefed?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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