i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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