Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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