Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize