Redeem this text for a blowjob
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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