I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Randomize