Just mADE A PArabola og urine
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
