Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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