I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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