Me too!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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