She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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