North Korea, Best Korea!
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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