i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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