You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
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