I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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