How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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